For lunch today- I had Panda Express. My fortune in my cookie said: An unusual dream will come true.

Well…I have had several unusual dreams lately…including:

1. Jack Black spilled a tub of piping hot creamed corn on my grandma’s new tile counter- and it caused the tile to crack horribly…and then I was worried about what my grandma would say about this…since the he came over with me as my friend for thanksgiving…and he freaked out about the cracked tile and bolted.

2: Michael Moloney from Extreme Home Makeover was following me around clapping and singing my praises as I went about my daily business…and was starting to annoy me- so at work I decided to ditch him- and was running through the campus trying to hide from him.

2. I decided it would be great fun to take ROXY with me to disneyland…so I was walking her around downtown disney and she kept trying to go into the shops and eat food…so I took her back to the hotel but not before she busted some shop display case and was eating chocolate right out of the case and I was worried because dogs aren’t suppose to have chocolate…so I got her back to the hotel and tied her up on the balcony and decided that she would be ok…so I went to go to disneyland and as I was walking towards disneyland from downtown disney Roxy comes running past me- because she escaped the balcony of the hotel…so I spent a good portion of my dream trying to catch her.

Frankly I hope none of these dreams come true…because- I can’t imagine Jack Black meeting my grandma…let alone ruining the tile in her kitchen. While Michael Moloney is one of my favorites on the Extreme Home Makeover…having him follow me around in my dream was slightly scary…and odd. And Roxy running amuck at downtown disney was a terrible dream.