Mr. Red SLK 230 Kompressor driver: You drive like a jerk.  First you cut me off. Then you drive 10 mph under the speed limit. Then you pass people on the right using the emergency lane as your own. Did someone pass a law that if you drive a red mercedes you don’t have to stop at stop signs? Cause you ran one of those. Apparently that big fancy education you got at USC (or did the plate frame come with the car?) didn’t get you much in the way of brains after all, considering you drive like a moron.  All it did was make me want to take your american flag antenna topper and smack you over the head with it (I have to admit though- its the first time I have ever seen an antenna topper on a mercedes). Thanks for making my morning fun. AMY

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*ten brownie points if you can guess where the title is from.