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Tony Stewart Is A Liar!!! **Updated

Posted by Amy in General

I just had to use that title. It’s so catchy and sensational sounding isn’t it? And I am not stretching the truth one bit.  How do I know? Because I watched Tony Stewart take a polygraph live on the internet.

It was an advertising stunt by sponsor Burger King- Tony was hooked to a polygraph machine, being read by a professional polygraph reader guy and was asked a series of questions…first a couple easy ones to calibrate the machine (Is your name Tony Stewart? Is Your Birthday May 20?) and then he was asked a question that he was told to lie on (Do you wear women’s underwear?).  The webcast was emceed by NASCAR pit reporter Matt Yokum…who provided banter and prompted Tony to answer a couple of questions more indepthly. Tony was peppered with a variety of questions asked by fans including: Do you own a pair of Estrada Sunglasses?  (No not yet) Have you done donuts on public property? (yes many times) Have you opened christmas presents on Christmas eve? (Yes- was he suppose to? No) Do you sing in the shower? (Yes). Did you fail your drivers test? (No) Have you ever cried after losing a race? (Yes)

Then they moved on to the big money questions- Tony’s feelings on the whopper. When he was asked if he has had one his way? He answered Yes-No pickle no onion (to which I say no onion? Really? Why?) which he passed.  Of course he said YES to the question of DO YOU LOVE THE WHOPPER? And he defintely passed that one.

I admit that I struggled with whether or not the polygraph was really live but I do have to say it was a humorous spectacle to watch even if it wasn’t.  I think he or at least his people knew which questions would be asked…even if it was live.  Either way though, I have to give props to Tony for sliding some lies in there. We all know now that he might be commando under that firesuit- depending on the status of his laundry that week- while driving around the track checking the stands for hotties during the warm up and caution laps.

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**UPDATED: Ok I should have included this: They are still streaming the polygraph if you want to catch it at Truthabouttony.com Right now they seem to have it on a continuous loop but it looks like it says on the page they are working on getting an on-demand version of it on their site! Go watch…you can find out if Tony had a special toy or blanket as a kid…if he can walk past a mirror without checking himself out…if he uses hair conditioner….

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  • Kevin Boots says:

    I was shocked by the no pickles! I felt the questions were a little on the weak side. They did not ask my question “Do you use a Macintoh computer?” He said he did after WGI race but I wanted confirmation.

  • Charity says:

    BFL was horrified when he said “no pickle” because she loves pickles, but we both agreed NO ONIONS! (I can’t stand them if they’re raw and neither can she.) But we both laughed hysterically at the commando question. ;)



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