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* Pick fifteen of your favorite movies.
* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
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* Fill in the film title once it’s guessed.
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- That’s because we’re uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do.Pirates of the Carribean The Curse of the Black Pearl- Janet
- Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.
- No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?Armageddon- Andrea So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there’d be equations and shit on the wall.Good Will Hunting- Janet
- God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said don’t touch it. He didn’t say touch it once in a while; He didn’t say take a nibble when you’re hungry; He said don’t touch it! Don’t think about touchin’it, don’t sing about touchin’ it, don’t *think* about singin’ about touchin’ it!
- Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.
- And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
- I know… you’re right. I’m so sorry, I fuckin’ hate this job. I don’t want to be the one to pass judgment, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God, and we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smörgåsbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear Lord three things we pray to love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.Meet The Parents- Andrea Dave, there are two kinds of angry people – explosive and implosive. Explosive is the type of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and then finally shoots everyone in the store. You’re the cashier.Anger Management- Andrea Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.Ferris Bueller’s Day Off- Amy
Come on. Why don’t you take a look around. You know what’s about to happen, what they’re up against. They could use a good pilot like you, you’re turning your back on them.Star Wars (A New Hope)- Bill
- And you, my dear? Can you forgive a stupid old man who doesn’t want to be left out in the cold anymore? Will you take me in?
Lisa Sez: A benefactor wishes to set up a “get away” apartment for you. This is just a small place for you to escape to when the “going gets rough” and you just need some time away for yourself. He wants to know what things he can put in it that would really make it feel like “home” for you. He obviously cannot just go out and buy “people” or “sentimental” things (so don’t pick those kind of items, no matter how much you might want them), but he really wants to make the place special for you. What can he buy for you with relative ease?
1. Name one big ticket item: A flatscreen plasma tv of the huge nature with a DirecTV satellite (the one with NASCAR HOTPASS – hey you said BIG ticket item a girl can dream can’t she).
2. Name two authors whose complete works you would like to see in the library: Shakespeare (yes I know it is weird but I love Shakespeare) and Kay Hooper
3. Name three musical artists whose complete works you would like to see loaded into the mp3 player: (this was extremely hard for me because I have such eclectic tastes in music and most of that depends on my mood) Slaughter, Toby Keith and The Soundtrack to Wicked. (See I told you eclectic….but I would really like to be able to throw some other songs in there…can’t I just choose three of my existing playlists? That would be easier for me).
4. Name four things you would like to see in the food pantry and/or refrigerator: Coke Zero, lots of containers of my mom’s spaghetti (because no one makes it better), lots of containers of my dad’s salsa (again…no one makes it better), a variety of fresh breads (the carb addict in me)
5. Name five other things: A Playstation 2 with my race games (flatout2 and Nascar08); a big fluffy overstuffed sofa; a basket of yarn, patterns, and crochet hooks (stealing this one from Lisa); lots of paper and pens; a cell phone.
1. Contact may cause grumpiness- especially if it takes Tony out of the race.
2. The parties hereto do mutually agree to let bygones be bygones.
3. Disney parks rock.
4. A bagel with cream cheese and some juice sounds really good right about now!
5. I positively love taking pictures.
6. Roxy always makes me smile
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to laundry, tomorrow my plans include cleaning and Sunday, I want to (yep you guessed it) watch the race!!!
Last installment had our heroine (ME) running around the Neon Garage and watching Qualifying. It was fun. Saturday was the
Busch Nationwide race- which we didn’t go to. We did other stuff (i.e. didn’t have tickets).
It was pretty warm Friday and Saturday so I seriously contemplated not taking my sweatshirt in my backpack because it weighed me down. BFM and I got up early, grabbed a bite and were off to the track. BFM was feeling way better by now. Unlike on qualifying day we were parked further back in the lot and were surrounded by Gordon fans.
Once we made it to the Midway area I was freezing my butt off. It was just that chilly desert wind…it rips right through you. I am not one who likes layering…but I stopped and put on my sweatshirt….and I was still cold. BFM too was cold. We stopped by the Gordon/Stewart merch haulers because we were both freezing and I decided I needed SOMETHING to keep my head warm and my baseball cap wasn’t doing – so I grabbed a Tony Stewart beanie to keep my poor little head warm. BFM ended up with a beanie / glove set (from the Gordon Hauler). Ahh I wish I had gloves!!! We decided it was too freaking cold to be wandering around so we decided to try finding our seats. All I knew is that they were somewhere between turns three and four…leaning more towards three.
After quite the hike (these are the cheaper seats mind you- not the cheapest but not the expensive ones either) we finally find our seats and sit there all huddled up because we are COLD. I have my shirt on, my new beanie, and my hoodie with hood up and I was still freezing…so we waited for the race activities to start. The thing that sucked the most about our seats? Were that we couldn’t see much of the pre-race activities except on the “sprint” screen. Other than that our seats were pretty awesome and we could see probably about 98% of the track. Next year we decided we are so getting driver into passes for Sunday.
Now when the stands started filling in it seemed like no one was gonna sit next to BFM. Until “BobbyLabonte” man arrived. The first thing he said (quite loudly I might add) when he arrived “I hope there are no Jeff Gordon fans around here” and then proceeded to sit right next to BFM who was clad in her Jeff Gordon gear. She looked over at him and he said “Whoops I guess I am sitting right next to one” They ended up making peace though.
Anyway we are all standing the national anthem is sung (rather well) and they do the fly over. Now I was a little freaked out about the fly over because the last time I was at the SportsCar races at Laguna Seca there was a fly over that was unexpected….and the jet was so low I was sure it was gonna knock me outta the grandstands so I grabbed my mom and hunkered down. This caused everyone around us great amusement at Laguna Seca and my mom laughed so hard she nearly fell outta the grandstands. Anyway… the thunderbirds did two gorgeous flyovers and I wish that I had my camera out so I could have taken pictures of them. I did get some pictures of the RedBull Stunt plane playing behind the backstretch though:
I was able to get some shots of driver parade lap:
The cars lining up to go green:
(More raceday pictures in my UAW DODGE 400 flickrset).
I was expecting the cars to be louder. I think that it might have to do with the shape of the track and the geography around the track (not much around to bounce back the sound). The race was fun!! I loved the feel of the cars. I will admit this: Damn those cars go fast! The races that I have been to were Indy car (pre split into champ/irl) and SportCars but on a road course and naturally cars go slower….so the cars were flying around that oval to me and I LOVED that. LOVED it.
What I didn’t LOVE was seeing Tony Stewart hit the wall HARD right in front of me. (For those who caught the race…where Tony initially smacked the wall- was right where I was sitting…47 rows up). It was loud and hard…I could hear it, see it and feel it. He then proceeded to slide along the wall all the way to the end of turn four. That HAD to HURT. Everyone in our section anyway stood and watched his car in horror. BFM kept asking me if his window net was down…which I couldn’t tell. It was very…tense for quite awhile.
I will tell you what…I am kind of glad I didn’t rent a race scanner for the race…I had considered it but decided against it. I am glad because I wouldn’t have wanted to hear Tony come on the radio and say he was hurt. That would not have been fun.
I didn’t get any pictures of the big Jeff Gordon accident…as it was across the track from where we were sitting…but I did see the large debris field that his accident left and was glad to see (thanks to the sprint screen) that he walked away because that was was just as violent looking as Tony’s.
We left right after Carl Edwards did his backflip (and there were all kinds of festivities we could have stayed for…including another race. It took us probably about 45 minutes just to get to the car from our seats…often times walking in huge herds of people shoulder-to-shoulder. (And personal to the
asshat jerk man in the green jacket…thanks for shoving me out of your way asshole. You are a total class act). Now we had been warned by a coworker of BFM that getting out of the parking lot could be challenging. Um…just finding the car was challenging. I was seriously beginning to think that I would need to whip out my phone and call onstar to have them honk my horn for me…but BFM finally found the car. You don’t even want to know how long we were in the parking lot. Let’s just say we pullout out of our spot and got into the line to leave our row. Adjacent to our car was a pickup. We sat there and watched the three men pull out a grill…set up the grill….then put steaks on the grill. Eat doritos while they were grilling. Set up the cutest camp table and chairs. Serve up their steaks. Sit down and drink their beers and eat their steaks at a leisurely pace whilst chatting and occasionally glancing at us like they were worried we might jump out of my car and steal their dinner (and by this point we were fairly hungry and had we not had left over kettle corn from our midrace snack run we might have considered it). Then we got to watch them pack up their stuff. All this while sitting and waiting to get out of the aisle. All in all I think we were in the parking lot alone over an hour. Then we got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on some little frontage road where we could see all the helicopters coming into the track and landing and taking off for their drivers. We were on that road for forever too…but finally made it to her house about 7:30ish if I remember correctly.
Still it was totally TOTALLY worth the money…and I am SOOO going back next year. And I am pretty sure that the whole experience only solidified BFM’s new love for NASCAR too.
When we last left our heroine (that would be ME)…she had just met Robby Gordon (a so-so experience) and Tony Stewart (a wonderful experience). BFM was ill and Qualifying day was looming…Amy (me) was worried BFM would not be well enough to go to Qualifying Day. Luckily she was. We got up earlyish, I packed a backpack (water, sunblock- spf 70 did you know they made one so high?, advil, camera with extra batteries, sweatshirt) and we took off for the speedway after a quick bite. BFM directed me. Parking was free (yey said my wallet) and we didn’t get that bad of a spot. We ended up surround in our parking spot by other Stewart fans….BFM asked if we had some sort of secret signal so we could search each other out.
We trek to the “midway” section right outside the speedway. Merchandise Haulers for most drivers, sponsors, and food vendors line up the area right outside the “main gate” to the speedway. We wander around. Are given a free dodge boys racing bandana (Roxy loved that) and two packets of tums (um ok?). As fate would have it the Tony Stewart merch trailer is right next to the Jeff Gordon trailer so that works well for us. We decide to shop later (because shopping was to be had people believe you me). We finally meander into the actual speedway area. We have our NEON GARAGE passes and go get our wristbands (the garage at LVMS requires both a credential and a wristband). We then find the pedestrian tunnel and take the long trip DOWN the escalator, across the tunnel that I assume runs under the track and then back UP the escalator.
Now if you remember originally we had Garage Passes for Sunday and weren’t even going to come on Friday. On a spur of the moment I decided that it might be more fun to have the passes for Friday because there would be practice and qualifying and working on the cars (more to watch). Luckily I was right.
We had a total blast in the garage. Now the only other track I have ever been to is Laguna Seca when they ran Indy cars, SportsCars and Leman’s cars. At Laguna’s “Paddock” you just kinda mosey around and try to stay out of the crew people’s way. In Vegas they have this great catwalk around all the garage stalls so you can look down on the cars and crew….(well great by fan standards- chances are it makes the drivers and crew people feel like fish in an aquarium). Another benefit to the catwalk is that you could watch the cars zoom in and out for practice (if you were able to get a good spot) as well as the drivers run back and forth between their garage and their hauler.
I was hoping to get a good picture of Tony’s engine but unfortunately the glare on his window on that side of the garage was horrendous…and this is the best one I got:
I did manage to get this picture of Jeff Gordon’s though:
Tony’s crew chief Greg Zipadelli watches Tony practice from atop the Home Depot hauler:
Tony in the garage after practice:
Bobby Labonte after practice (for Lisa’s son who is a Bobby fan):
For more pictures from the garage area visit my NEON GARAGE flickerset (there tons there including pictures of Jeff Gordon, Jeff Burton, Kasey Kahne, Clint Bowyer and more).
After spending most of the day in the Garage BFM and I returned to the midway and snapped up some souveniors and then headed to the grandstands to watch qualifying:
Tony Stewart Crew member waits for qualifying on pit wall (I caption this photo Please let Tony Qualify Well Please!):
Dale Jr. waiting to qualify (am I the only one who doesn’t like his new color schemes?):
Rowdy’s car lined up for qualifying:
Johnny Sauter crashes on the backstretch during qualifying:
For more pictures of Qualifying at the UAW Dodge 400 check out my Qualifying flickrset.
Despite the fact that there was all this glass around the garage I got some great pictures (I took most of my pictures on Qualifying day). Qualifying day was a total kick in pants we will definitely do that again (with garage passes).
Prelude to a Race:
So our story begins last year when I decided that I would stop saying “Someday I will go to a NASCAR race” and decided that I would be going to a NASCAR race in 2008 if I had to drag my best friend kicking and screaming with me the whole way. Luckily being the best friend that she is she agreed right away to go with me, despite it not being her thing. Since she lives in Vegas we picked the Vegas race. Made sense to me. So I bought the best tickets for the Sunday race that I could afford at the time…and added Sunday Garage passes. I bookmarked up important passages in my GIRLS GUIDE TO NASCAR and loaned it to BFM so at least she wouldn’t be totally lost at the race.
Then something totally cool happened. BFM became a total fan. She is so into NASCAR now…and that is great. She could even tell you how the points break down before attending her first race and I couldn’t tell you that and I have been a fan since I was a wee one.
Then somehow Las Vegas Motor Speedway sent me an email stating that I had purchased garage passes for Saturday not Sunday. This was a mistake on their part but it got me to thinking that it might be a better idea to have garage passes on Friday because it was qualifying day and there would be more activity in the garage. So I called up the speedway and ironed that all out and they kindly obliged me in switching my garage passes to Friday and letting me purchase qualifying day tickets (note to self…next year do NOT buy qualifying day tickets..it is very easy to come across free ones).
About a month or so before the race BFM and I start to scour the websites of our favorite drivers looking for appearances in the LV area we might be able to attend. Finally I found out that Tony was appearing at a Home Depot in Las Vegas the Thursday before the race. I was excited to tell BFM. She was excited because that Home Depot is only a couple blocks from her house (Las Vegas has several Home Depots). This was added to our list of MUST DOs for the weekend.
Then she called me. Houston…we have a scheduling conflict. Her favorite driver, Jeff Gordon, decided to do an appearance at the same exact time as the Tony appearance…only it was across town. WAY across town. DAMN Now what do we do? She insisted that we meet Tony. I felt bad and insisted we meet Jeff. She won (she always does) and our plan was this: Meet Tony then fly like the wind across town to Caesar’s Palace to meet Jeff. Then we found out that Kasey Kahne was also doing an appearance the same time as the other two. This was becoming hard. Robby Gordon was doing an appearance the Wednesday before the race at an Albertson’s across town. We decided that we would start with Robby, definitely fit in Tony, then try to squeeze in Jeff and Kasey in afterwards.
On Wednesday we were able to meet Robby Gordon. The line wasn’t that long and he had hero cards to sign. He stood next to a table hawking Jim Beam. It was your standard cattle call type appearance and Robby wasn’t rude but he wasn’t overly friendly either. Mostly he would sign a hero card or something else if you had it and then you were off and his little support people would offer you a shot of Jim Beam before you left the store.
I did however meet the cutest little boy in front of us in line with his mom. BFM asked him who his favorite driver was and he looked up at us all sheepish and said Tony Stewart! When he found out Tony was my favorite driver too he told us all about how on his video game he always drives a home depot car. So I asked him if he is good at his video game and he said yeah I only crash sometimes so I told him that I usually crash about once a lap and he looked at me and said “You Know That Game?” So cute.
Thursday morning I went downstairs and greeted Misty who promptly told me that she was sick…REALLY sick…as in throwing-up sick. This worried me because I knew she was really looking forward to the races and we had qualifying tickets for the next day. She said that she was gonna call her doctor and see if she could get in as soon as they opened. She was able to get an appointment at 2:15 which is right during the time we were suppose to be inline to get our Tony wristbands. Oh well…I would rather she go to the doctor then I go see Tony… by this time I was thinking well hopefully she will be better for Sunday (it was Thursday). She asked her brother to stand in line to meet Tony with me and I told her that he didn’t have to I was ok not seeing Tony…but BFM insisted and she got her way. I stood in line for a wristband with her brother (she sat with us for about an hour but then left…her brother and I could both tell she felt awful) which we got and then we went back to her house because there was no way in heck I was hanging out at Home Depot for another three hours (Tony was suppose to arrive around 5:00 and at this point it was about 2:20). BFM’s doctor gave her some drugs to help her symptoms and they seemed to be starting to work by the time it was time for her brother and I go stand back in line to meet Tony. She was very insistent that we still meet Tony – and frankly I could see her point. If roles were reversed I would want her to go see her driver and not sit around watching me be ill. We then went back to the Home Depot and the line had grown quite a bit so we were towards the back. I assume Tony got there pretty much on time though because otherwise there was no way he could have gotten through all of us in that amount of time. While this appearance was also pretty much just a cattle call type appearance…it was way different than meeting Robby Gordon. Tony was sitting behind a table but it was on a platform so he would be like at eye level with the average standing person even though he was sitting…He was far more friendly than Robby Gordon though. He said hello to us, asked us how we were doing. Took the time to look through the book I was having him sign because he hadn’t seen it yet and didnt’ remember doing it. Tony seemed in a great mood and was extremely friendly.
I figure by the time we had gotten our turn with Tony I had been standing outside about 2 hours (four if you include the time I spent in the other line getting my wristband to meet Tony). It was totally worth it too…and I would do it again (although BFM made me promise that next year it is all about her getting to meet Jeff Gordon).
Next up…part 2: Qualifying Day
Ok…I decided that if I was to write everything about my first NASCAR race in one post that the post would be so long no one would ever read the darn thing…so I am going to break it up essentially into four posts:
1. Driver Appearances
2. Qualifying Day
3. Race Day
4. Other stuff…
Sorry for the silence…but between hacking up a lung with this cold thing, having two dental appointments and processing all the pictures from my Nascar weekend in Vegas I am just starting to get back into the swing of things. Throw in a time change, having to learn a new system at work and my slight swing towards procrastination when I am not feeling well and you end up with an empty blog. Sorry about that.
I am hoping to post today or tomorrow about the NASCAR experience….sorry it has taken me so darn long.