Sometimes you have GOT to wonder about me…

Not only do I love the Trace Adkins song HONKY TONK BADONKADONK- but I get some sort of perverse pleasure of shouting the lyrics SLAP YOUR GRANDMA really really loud!

I did it so much on Mother’s day that my mom just shook her head at me…and then we went to my Grandma’s house to help her with some household chores and I had to STIFLE IT!!! because I wanted to yell it out when I was changing her sheets.

It ANNOYS ME TO NO END when people refer to Bon Jovi as a person.

It annoys me even more when people mistake my Keith Urban Calendar at work for a Bon Jovi Calendar…especially if you have just professed how much you love Bon Jovi. If you love Bon Jovi that much…you would be able to tell that the picture is NOT Bon Jovi or Jon Bon Jovi.

I’m writing at the request of Her Royal Amyness to inform you that she is away from the keys due to severe volcanic activity.

It’s either that or a nasty virus - tomato, toe-mah-toe.

She will return with tales of grand adventures partaken in the meantime once the docs give the go ahead.

(this is a little late since they are normally published on Mondays…or maybe it is early).

I like to watch cartoons on occasion. My five favorite cartoons- in no particular order:

Ahhhh! Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Rocket Power, Tom and Jerry and SpongeBob Squarepants.

Oh and I like King Of The Hill too.

When I read the paper- I start at the comics and then work on the rest of the paper.

My favoritre comic strip? FOR BETTER OR WORSE!

Hmm…that might be two Random factoids!

I realize it has been awhile since I posted a Random Amy Factoid:

I talk to myself a lot- even at at work.

I saw this over at Rude Cactus and decided that I wanted to play along too…

In 25 words or less, how do you see me? What do you think of when you hear Bad Groove? Positive and negative comments are welcome although I certainly hope there are more good comments than bad. I’m just really curious what kind of picture I’ve painted for you and how close to reality (or how I see myself) it is.

This ought to be interesting. I look forward to hearing from you all…(you too you lurkers…)

I saw this over at Rude Cactus…and wanted to play along.

The Rules: Write about five idiosyncrasies.

1.Like Offspring, I like to “keep them separated” (foods that is). When I eat a plate of food- I prefer it if my different foods do not touch. And when I eat them- I tend to eat all of one before moving on to the next- usually working on least favorite food first- and saving favorite for last. Say I was eating a meal of chicken, salad, and brocoli. I would eat all of the brocoli first…then the chicken and then the salad…because I like salad more than chicken…and I like brocoli the least of them all. If it is something like pizza I like to eat it topping by topping…then the cheese then the crust. The same holds true for things like M&MS. If convenient- I would prefer to pour them out and separate them into groups and eat them according to color- starting with brown (least favorite color) and ending with Orange- favorite M&M color. Of course I am not ridiculous about this- if it isn’t convenient- or I am eating in public or at someone’s house- I will eat like a normal person.

2.I am very picky when it comes to…parking. I love end spots and will sometimes go way out of my way to park in one. I also will not park next to vans if I can help it- especially Minivans…or station wagons..or anything where kids might swing their doors open into my car. I will tell you to get your ass off my car if I catch you leaning on it too…that is like a huge pet peeve of mine- when people lean on your car. If you are too tired to stand erect- go home and take a nap- do not lean on my car.

3.I do not like to valet park. I don’t trust valets with my car. It all stems from one of the first times I was in Vegas and walking through the MGM parking lot - through the valet area where I saw how the valets drive your cars. They abuse them. They will not abuse my Doris.

4.I don’t like labels. On my beverages that is. I like to peel them off of whatever I am drinking- especially if I can see through the bottle. I guess it is so I can chart my progress. Or maybe it is just more aesthetically pleasing to me that way.

5.It is all in the words. I like to find weirdish words and use them alot. Like ESOTERIC is one of my favorites. I learned it in highschool and LOVED it..so I use it whenever possible. There are others- like lugubrious that I enjoy as well. Usually the funnier sounding the word the better I like it and the more I will use it.