I found this over at Trixie’s Trailer Park…and ask Trixie if I could steal it and she said sure….so…just consider yourselves adequately warned:
Attention to all of my family, friends, co-workers, and complete strangers, NASCAR season is upon us. I will NOT be available for family functions, outings, or get-togethers on Sundays. If there is an event on said Sunday, you will have to understand they must be held prior to the start of the race or after the race. If you must schedule things during the race be aware I may not attend your function or request that I have access to a television set. This also applies to races that are held occasionally on Saturday nights. If you wish to spend time with me, you must understand the topic of conversation will be predominately about the upcoming race, the previous Sunday’s race, Tony Stewart, or anything in general about NASCAR. This is the time of the year all projects are put aside unless they involve a NASCAR related event. Please don’t be offended if I ignore you on Sundays or the occasional Saturday…it’s nothing personal…IT’S NASCAR!!!
****Sort of NASCAR related…and funny****
This will prove how much NASCAR is on my mind lately as I gear up for Daytona. Today at work I answered the phone and the person on the other end needed to speak with someone in our department about borrowing a piece of equipment that I don’t directly deal with. I told the person I could refer them to the person who does deal with that piece of equipment, CARL EDWARDS. I didn’t mean to say CARL EDWARDS…but the person I was talking about’s first name is CARL. So she said ok, she would look him up in the phone directory. I had to tell her that I made a mistake and the name wasn’t Carl Edwards… because I am pretty sure that CARL EDWARDS is NOT in our phone directory.