Miles the monster reached up and bit Tony Stewart square on the left front and left rear of his car. Stewart was caught up in the “Monster” lap nine melee at Dover. It isn’t a surprise really. After all, he qualified his car 29th in the field of 43 cars. I so wasn’t thrilled when I saw the results of qualifying on my cell phone- that is back in the danger zone. The zone where if someone screws up you can be innocently caught up in their mistake because of Dover’s “self cleaning” feature. I made sure that I put on my checker flag socks this morning- just in case. I just had a feeling that starting that far back would not.
Can Motor Oil Really Make A Difference In NASCAR?- Jeff Gluck for SBNATION.com
Dick Berggren Says Farewell At Dover- Amanda Ebersole for SkirtsandScuffs.com
NASCAR At Dover 2012: Drivers Theorize on Lack Of Caution Flags- Jeff Gluck for SBNATION.com
Improve Racing? Harder Cars!- Terry Blount for ESPN.com
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Dreads Upcoming Pocono Test- Jeff Gluck for SBNATION.com
Gratuitous Tony Stewart Picture:
I don’t know who’s expression humors me more- Jr’s or Steve Addington’s. Anyone have a great caption?
I am trying to incorporate more blog posts from other NASCAR bloggers in the weekly reads:
Love To Hate The 88- Ryan McGee for ESPN Magazine
Too Many Wrecks at Talladega?- Jay Busbee for YahooSports!
Vines and Wines: Jeff Gordon Cellars- Jack Berninger for Richmond Times-Dispatch
Danica Patrick Says She Did Not Mean To Wreck Sam Hornish- Bob Pockrass for Sporting News
Dale Jr Reaches New Level of Consistency- JD / Bumpdrafter
One-on-One With Jeff Gluck- Amanda Ebersole for Skirts & Scuffs
Gratuitous Tony Stewart Picture:
Here is my almost weekly list of recommended articles out there on the internet:
What I Learned From The NASCAR Sprint Cupt Series Rulebook- Jeff Gluck for SBNation.com
Interview: Tony Stewart on Hunting, Fishing and Racing-The editors of Outdoor Life
Have Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus Lost Their Edge?- Dustin Long for AthlonSports.com
Earnhardt Jr, Keselowski lambaste Reutimann’s Costly Move- Nate Ryan for USAToday.com
Dale Earnhardt Jr Saves The Day for Tardy Reporter- Jeff Gluck for SBNation.com
Tony Stewart Just Getting Warmed Up- Ed Hinton For ESPN.com
David Stremme Interview: “You’ve Got To Understand Where You Fit In”- Jeff Gluck for SBNation.com
Stewart, Newman Setting Strong Pace- Mike Hembree for SpeedTV.com
Amanda Beard Slams Former Boyfriend Carl Edwards- Bob Pockrass for Sporting News
Your Gratuitous Tony Stewart Pictures:
After what was an extremely hectic race weekend from Vegas (I know I still haven’t posted about it- don’t worry I will-but I want to get Bristol out of the way before I get too far behind), I was looking forward to watching the racing action at Bristol from home. I love me some Bristol and it was a blustery and stormy day here on the central coast.
It just so happens that Tony Stewart was one of the hot pass drivers this race (his first time this year that I can remember) so I decided to watch on his DirecTv Hot Pass channel. I knew he hadn’t qualified too well (23rd) and that he didn’t seem to be all that spectacular in practice so I figured it would be one of those days where I was hoping he didn’t get a lap down too early (so easy to go a lap down at short tracks like Bristol and Martinsville).
(Side note: The photographer in me LOVES the above picture…LOVES it).
I happened to catch Tony’s (comical) pre-race interview and one of the questions was about how he and Steve were clicking this early in the season. He said that they seemed to be getting along quite well and the only issue Tony could even think of was that Steve is soft spoken and sometimes hard to hear on the radio- I have always heard that it is LOUD at Bristol and teams have trouble hearing each other’s radio communications anyway- so I thought that this might be an issue. I was wrong.
Tony started the race by thanking the team for busting butt to make all the changes they made on the race car (uh-oh said my gut that means that the car WAS crap out of the box and what they had was probably hit-or-miss). He also told his spotter to reign him in if he felt Tony was getting easily frustrated. I wonder how one reigns in their own boss? (Spotter’s jobs fascinate me but that is a story for a different day). It also didn’t sound to me like they were having any issue hearing each other during the race from what I could tell from the Hot Pass.
I will say this though…yes this is Tony’s third crew chief in however many years he’s been doing this in NASCAR but it means it’s my third crew chief too…and it was different listening to Steve Addington on the radio. Thanks to my lack of Sprint Cup Mobile on my phone now, this was my first time really listening to their radio communications and my ears (and brain) were use to Darian’s voice and now I have to get use to Steve Addington’s voice. I do like the way he calls Tony into and out of the pit box though…it reminds me more of Zipadelli.
My favorite part of the race was seeing Tony battle Brad Keselowski to stay on the lead lap. It was an epic battle and you could tell that Tony was driving his ass off to keep Keselowski behind him. He eventually succumbed to Bad Brad but thankfully a caution soon after gained Tony a “Lucky Dog” and he got back on the lead lap. Between attrition and a better handling car Tony had worked his way up to 9th and was battling for 8th. Tony ended up getting hit by Brendan Gaughan in the #33 and damaging the rear of his car fairly severely.
Another favorite part of the race (thanks to Hot Pass) was this gem between Tony and his spotter Bob Jeffrey (@eyeinthesky14):
Tony: WHO THE F@(K JUST HIT ME?
My second favorite thing was MY witty tweet after Tony got wrecked…that no one seemed to catch:
Ok so I spelled Gaughan wrong but it was STILL damn funny if I don’t say so myself. Seriously people- I am not usually this witty so soak it up while you can.
Anyway, as my tweet above mentions, Tony ended up having to take two pitstops under the caution to fix damage on the car and was able to not only stay on the lead lap BUT finish a fairly respectable 14th (he would have been 15th but Junior cut a tire on the last lap…perhaps karma was paying him back for cutting Jeff Gordon’s tire early in the race). Tony is currently 7th in the points standings.
NOTES ABOUT BRISTOL:
- I really HATE knowing that the drivers are getting introduced to a song of their choosing and introducing themselves and we don’t get to see it happening on the TV. In case you are wondering- Tony Stewart picked a different song this time. One of my favorite Toby Keith songs actually- How Do Yo Like Me Now? so YEY Tony for picking something non-Kid Rockish. Other songs of note: Brian Vickers- Back In The Saddle Again by Aerosmith (so fitting don’t you think?), Jimmie Johnson- Jimi Thing by Dave Matthews Band, Jeff Gordon- Theme to Flash Gordon by Queen, Kevin Harvick- Save Water, Drink Beer by Chris Young, and Dale Jr picked my second favorite Pantera song by choosing Walk.
- The “shit for luck” up there in the title is NOT something I called the race- that was taking words out of Tony’s mouth. He said on his radio after the race something to the effect of that he was pleased with their performance at Bristol despite having “shit for luck”.
Gratuitous Tony Stewart Picture:
Next race: AUTOCLUB in CALI…and yes I WILL BE THERE.
Several of the Chase drivers were asked in their media session today at Martinsville Speedway if they were going to attend a NASCAR themed Halloween party- what would they dress up as and why? The answers are pretty funny….so I had to share the video with you.
I love the look on Tony Stewart’s face when he is asked the question is priceless- I think he was nearly speechless and it was obvious that the question caught him kinda off guard. His answer is pretty darn funny too. Also? Dale Earnhardt Jr’s answer cracks me the heck up. Just what I needed on a Friday afternoon. Enjoy:
You know what I have always wanted? I have always wanted access to one of the swanky suites at NASCAR race. The closest to that I have ever gotten was when I was invited to the Ferrari Challenge out at Laguna Seca – I was given access to the Ferrari hospitality. I have to say it was the nicest food spread I have ever seen- but I got so distracted by being shown the awesome Ferrari FF that I didn’t take advantage of the spread. Regardless, I still want the VIP NASCAR race experience one day. I guess you could say that it’s on my bucket list.
I got to thinking about this by perusing the many MANY items up for bid in the National Silent Auction being hosted by and benefiting the Tony Stewart Foundation. One of the unique items on the long list of items to be bid on- is a race package for the 2012 running of the Brickyard that includes access to the Tony Stewart suite (and lots of other goodies like cold pit access). Awesome because for me anyway that would be TWO things off of the bucket list- swanky suite and Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Unfortunately its a wee bit too pricy for my blood…but that is okay because there is TONS of other stuff I could (and I have- so it’s easy to do) bid on. There are tons of autographed guitars (including a bitching Paul Reed Smith Custom Corvette guitar signed by Tony), Cds (hey I have my eye on that Blake Shelton one- I am just saying), lots of Prelude stuff including two separate helmets signed by all the Prelude drivers (2009 and 2010), A helmet signed by the Indianapolis Colts (and a football in a separate auction), A ride in a two seater Indy car at Indianopolis Motor Speedway, 4 tickets and backstage passes to a Toby Keith concert, lots of autographed WWE stuff, some signed Tony Stewart Foundation shirts, there are even some cool things to bid on for those in the local Indianapolis area like golf, wine tasting, or behind-the-scenes tour at the Indianaoplis Zoo. Of course there are NASCAR items- I already mentioned the Brickyard 2012 package, but there is also signed stuff from Jimmie Johnson, Matt Kenseth and Dale Earnhardt Jr- not to mention the Jeff Gordon Celebrity Bowl before the 2012 Brickyard. It really is an EXTENSIVE list of stuff with bids starting at $14 for some stuff.
Bidding is easy – after you register all you need to do is text in (or call in) your bids. It’s all helps the Tony Stewart Foundation help kids and animals and animals that help kids. Bidding is open now through July 31st so check out the auction items, sign up and bid today!
Like I said I have already bid on something and I have my eye on the Blake Shelton CD, there really is something for nearly everybody and every price range on this Auction. So take part today!
By the way…if I had unlimited funding and could bid on anything- it would be hard for me to choose. I would love the Brickyard package…but the Stewart-Haas racing tour would be damn fun too. Luckily I don’t have to make that choice.
So I started Daytona week with a feeling of trepidation after Tony Stewart’s incident with Vickers at Infineon. The results of the race at Infineon caused a drop in points and I am starting to panic about the points (read about my POINTS PANIC! here) so that finish in Infineon did NOT help at all. But on Friday I was able to catch a bit of Tony’s Daytona press conference and at least I understood that he was “drawing” his line in the sand. I have to respect his conviction there…even if I don’t necessarily agree with it. (POINTS! PANIC AT THE DISCO WE ARE OUT OF THE TOP TEN!) (more…)